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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 20, 2015 22:45:31 GMT -5
Comatose rock is best. XD
Rudy: Oh no, my arm is completely crushed and I'm stuck in this trap I can easily escape from. I hope Penny will arrive on her golden horse so she can kiss me so her 10 year old love will free me from this jam! Oh Penny come help me please! I'm so weak without your burning love!
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 24, 2015 2:30:47 GMT -5
Mrs. Sanchez: Snap! Why didn't you get in the shower?! You know that giant gaping holes need to be washed with soap and water! And what's this? You didn't eat your soup?! How dare you! You are a disgrace! How can you be so rude?! Eat your soup!
Snap: :: stares at her silently, completely frozen like a brick ::
Mrs. Sanchez: Eat your soup! Drink it! Drink it! :: presses the bowl against Snap's mouth, even as it starts to dissolve his mouth, Snap never makes any sound ::
Mrs. Sanchez: Oh go ahead! Be that way! If you're going to be so rude and ignore my generous offer, I'm just going to leave you alone and go do more important things. I think I saw Rudy trying to get to my daughter. So, bye, you worthless Greenland kid. :: leaves ::
Snap: :: partially melted body falls to the side, eyes open, stiff as a board, makes a random sheep sound ::
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 27, 2015 2:08:18 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Hahaha, the Snap thing! I laughed at the sheep sound. xD
Rudy: Stupid Snap, always getting in the way of me and Penny's love...why did I even create him? Hm...I know, I'll hang him in a cage over a pit of alligators so he'll die and me and Penny will be alone forever... *creepy laughter*
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 27, 2015 9:52:00 GMT -5
XDDDDDD That was so fun to write! I couldn't stop laughing while I did! XDDD The sheep thing was kind of inspired by how Snap was more "shepared" in Dumb Schemes Of Red rather than treated like a real character. XD
Snap: Why does that Rudy kid always hang out with Penny? Doesn't he realize who *I" am? I'm his GREATEST CREATION! He should pay attention only to me! I would jump off a cliff for him! I would eat Rapsheeba for him! I would even marry him for real if it kept him safe from the horrors that is Penny!
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Post by Bluedramon on Feb 7, 2015 2:31:36 GMT -5
Newland: Wolves are so speshial! They're my fawwvorite aminal and I will draw dem forever and everz! I will paint dem on me walls and on da floors and everywhere becuz they are so rawre and speshialz!
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Post by Bluedramon on Feb 27, 2015 21:00:05 GMT -5
Skrawl: Oh who am I kidding? I am the most gorgeous creature ever to exist! I was only lying about me being ugly! Everyone adored me and they wanted to make me their king! Oh Penny! I love you so much! Why don't you joing me and be my queen! You're a whole ten years old! You're old enough for marriage!
Penny: Oh I know, right? I'm more than happy to join you. My mother is such a bitch and Rudy and Snap are always bawling their eyes out. I would rather rule ChalkZone anyway.
Skrawl: Let us rejoice with an evil laughter!
Penny: And may ChalkZone fall to its knees before us!
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Post by Quing on Aug 1, 2015 6:12:39 GMT -5
I just saw this topic and in losing it, I hope you don't mind me joining in!
Skrawl: eW LOVE TRINAGLES, I hate it when a guy stops tru love in a soap opera. that's just DUMB.
Rudy: Skrawl I kno u were a jerk in the past and denied my help before but now I offer you again and I know for sure you'll agree. NOW HELP ME RESCUE MA TRUE LOVE PENN Y!!11!!
Skrawl: OF C OURSE, BLASPHEMY ON WHOEVER GETS BETWEEN UR TEN YEAR OLD LOVE. IM GOOD NOW, THANKS RUDY. I SUDDENLY DONT HATE YOU OR ANYONE ANY LONGER.
Rudy: T HANK YOU SKRAWLL!!! LETS GO RESCUE THE POOR DEFENSELESS PENNY WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING HERSELF
Snap: I exist here for no reason in particular, just to be the comedy relief.
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Post by racingwolf on Aug 12, 2015 0:47:14 GMT -5
Oh wow I think I missed some of these...I'm literally laughing out loud. xDDDD The Skrawl/Penny thing was brilliant and quing, your post was perfect!
Penny: I NEED NEW FRIENDS! My friends think mayo is funny and I CAN'T HAVE THAT. I don't think it's funny! Why don't they agree with ME? They must not be real friends!
Rudy: Hey Penny, I think I should go into ChalkZone to try to get some supplies for the Zoners who are trapped he-
Penny: RUDY! WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NOT ME! You're making it really hard to martyr myself GOSH I am the best friend ever I do everything for you, the least you can do is realize that this is about ME!
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Post by Bluedramon on Aug 15, 2015 18:57:16 GMT -5
Mr. Wilter: Rudy Tabootie! You are such a retard! OMG, who do you even still breathe? Everyone, listen to what I have to say! Rudy, you will stay after school until midnight and I want you to write a 1,000,000 page report on how you are sooooo stupid! And while you are there, I am going to write a 100 page comic book because cartoons are my life!
Doofus Rudy: I am the smartest person in all of ChalkZone. See how fancy I am? See my monocle? I am better than all of you. I am better than Rudy. Why don't you all agree with me? He's just a slob. Why take him when you can have me? I'm so fancy!
Mr. Tabootie: I lied to you, Rudy. I never liked you. You didn't become the little butcher boy I always wanted. Now I am going to make you pay for that by unleashing my moldy cheese concoctions in that chalk world that you hid from me! And maybe then you will learn to appreciate my meats!
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Post by racingwolf on Sept 14, 2015 1:49:34 GMT -5
Skrawl: And now, I will get rid of the Great Creator once and for all! *sends some monster after Rudy and Penny, who are trapped in a room without chalk*
Rudy: *instead of trying to run* Penny...if we don't get through this...*blushblushblush*
Penny: *gazes lovingly in Rudy's eyes* What, Rudy? *blushblush*
Rudy: I just want you to know how I feel about you. That I....that I...that I lo-
*monster crushes them*
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