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Post by Bluedramon on Dec 14, 2014 22:41:30 GMT -5
Inspired by another board I go to. The goal of this game is to write a quote for a character that said character would never ever say. Be as crazy as you want!
Rudy: Oh Penny, you are my soulmate and I think we should abandon ChalkZone so we can get married!
Penny: Oh Rudy, I feel the same way! I will follow your every command! I was only pretending to be smart to impress you! Let us kiss!
Snap: Eh, whatever. I don't care about you two anyway. But..Rudy..could you draw me some ice cream? ChalkZone is out of food again.
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Post by racingwolf on Dec 22, 2014 7:30:21 GMT -5
XDDDD Oh my gosh those made me laugh!
Penny: Oh woe is me, Skrawl has captured me. I'm just going to lie here helplessly until my knight in shining armor Rudy shows up so we can make out teeheehee! Oh yeah, and um, defeat Skrawl and all that.
Rudy: SHUT UP SNAP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FOOD SHORTAGE I HAVE REAL PROBLEMS! HOW AM I GONNA CONFESS MY LOVE TO PENNY?!
Mrs. Sanchez: RUDY TABOOTIE! DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO MY DAUGHTER AGAIN! SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU ANYMORE!
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 3, 2015 2:19:01 GMT -5
Skrawl: Oh look, here is this machine that is supposed to be some advanced cleaner of the future, but it is vulnerable to light. I am just going to put this here..and then this here.... and yes! This shall be my assasinator! Oh and I better put on more lights. It needs eyes doesn't it? Yes... And I shall kidnap Penny because all I care about right now is ruining Rudy's love with her. Penny would make a fine damsel in distress. She's never doing anything anyway. Oh look out, Rudy Tabootie! The only person you care about in the whole world is going to spend her time doing nothing in my lair until you ride in on your horse to save her!
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 3, 2015 7:33:38 GMT -5
Hahahahaha! XD
Mrs. Sanchez: WOE IS MY DAUGHTER SHE HAS THE WORST LIFE IN THE WORLD EVERYBODY PITY HER!
(Older)Rudy: Well, I'm like, 16 now. Guess I'm too old for having adventures in another dimension. I'm just going to give that up and focus on 'real life.' Everyone's gotta grow up. *deep dramatic sigh*
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 6, 2015 0:18:50 GMT -5
Hahaha nice XD
Mrs. Tabootie: Oh Penny is the perfect girlfriend for our little man! Let us arrange a marriage for them so they can live happily ever after!
Mr. Tabootie: Yeah! Then after that, I will get rid of my stupid meat shop and open up a castle for them to live in because they are so mature and they can live on their own and HAIL THE KING AND QUEEN OF PLAINSVILLE!
Mr. Wilter: Rudy, you are the stupidest child it has ever been my misfortune to know! As punishment, I am going to leave you locked in the school at night with no one to supervise you and you can just walk your keister home in the dark!
Rudy: Duhh...okay... ( carving R+P forever in the desk with a pen tip...somehow..)
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 7, 2015 6:04:55 GMT -5
Oh my gosh I laughed out loud at those. XDDDD I forgot about the whole over-the-top-jerk Wilter thing. XD
Rudy: Well, Snap, since me and Penny are boyfriend and girlfriend now *blushblushblush* it looks like you're no longer important. I don't have time for FRIENDS now, I have a love interest and that's much more important.
Skrawl: Great, I've got Penny captured so Rudy's SURE to come save her! I mean, Snap and all those other zoners I captured obviously didn't get him to do anything, but since this is ROMANCE we're talking about, he's sure to care now!
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 10, 2015 0:21:12 GMT -5
XDDDD
Snap: :: picks up missing duck leg and turns to one-legged duck :: Oh this thing is yours? I'm sorry, I can't give it to you right now. You see, I am hungry and I need something to eat. This leg is licorish flavored right? By the way, go tell that genius brat that she left her tears at my place. It's starting to melt everything but I can't be bothered to talk to Rudy about it. He's too busy telling Sophie about how much she sucks raw eggs. I can't blame him. I can't stand that little brat and her scribbles. I hope Rudy puts her on a leash. I swear her brain was switched around for a dog's anyway.
Duck zoner: Can I have my leg back now?
Snap: No can do! I told you I was eating this sucker. :: takes bite, spits out :: Yuck, why don't you season your leg more? I need to wash this down. :: drinks real world water, miraculously survives :: HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR GOD NOW I CAN DRINK REAL WORLD WATER FEAR ME MORTALS!
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 10, 2015 1:44:48 GMT -5
XDDDDDD Hahahahahaha, that thing about Penny's tears!
Penny: Hey, Rudy, let's reveal the secret of ChalkZone to my new friend here!
Rudy: But...you only knew her for one day.
Penny: SHE'S TRUSTWORTHY, RUDY. SHE'S A REAL FRIEND. UNLIKE YOU! Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 13, 2015 22:25:27 GMT -5
We should do some about fan characters too! XD
Draow: I are not very smrtz. I pretended to be cuz my mahster told me to. He isn't smart either, though. I just want to play fetch. Come rub mai belly!
Bardot: Hey Snap, why don't you join me for a tea party? I shall pour the tea and I shall give you a pretty bow to ear. Aww aren't you so cute? I could just kiss you!
Newland: That's it. I'm done. You win. You are the best artist in the world and everything I draw is crap. Now if you'll excuse me, I will return to my house and white out all my paintings and then eat them like Squidward did in that one episode.
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 14, 2015 0:51:28 GMT -5
Haha, true. XD The Newland one! XDDDDDDDDDD
Dooth: You know, my artist isn't that special. Rudy, you're a pretty creative kid.
Bardot: I say, Dooth, care to join our tea party?
Dooth: My, that would be just lovely!
Skrawl: I hope you don't mind if I join you?
Also, did I ever tell you about Skrawl Clone? I should tell you about Skrawl Clone. XD
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 14, 2015 16:44:49 GMT -5
XDDDDD
Newland: Rudy, I am your father.
Rudy: DADDY!
Newland: SON!
And no, you never told me too much about Skrawl Clone. XD
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 17, 2015 23:59:01 GMT -5
Mrs Sanchez: EAT THE FOOD YOU STUPID HORSE I KNOW YOU LOVE ME AND I LOVE YOU TOO AND LOOK AT HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU BY FEEDING YOU THIS STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH NOW I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THE PITCH FORK WELL YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN TO LOVE IT DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME THAT WAY I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU INCLUDING HELPING YOU BREATHE YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL YOU FUCKING HORSE!
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 18, 2015 2:43:13 GMT -5
Oh well I need to sometime. XD And hahahahaha, Mrs. Sanchez! XD
Rudy: Woe is me, no one understands me. Of course I can have a soulmate at age 10, I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!
Penny: Woe is me, I'm in love with Rudy but I'm too afraid to tell him! What is he waiting for, we are 10 years old it's about TIME we started thinking about soulmates! I hope the way he draws pictures of us making out constantly in class and then looks at me longingly means that he likes me!
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Post by Bluedramon on Jan 19, 2015 0:07:01 GMT -5
I'd love to hear about Skrawl Clone. He sounds hilarious. XD
Snap: Oh somebody please just shoot me now? I'm worthless and I'm a burden to Penny. I feel so awful for making her get me a glass of water. Everybody here treats me like a comatose rock, so I might as well complete the image. A rock is more considerate than I am. Oh woe is my blue leotard.
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Post by racingwolf on Jan 19, 2015 2:56:14 GMT -5
XDDDDDD 'Comatose rock' will never not be funny.
Penny: Oh woe is me the weight of the world is on my shoulders...oh what's that? Rudy's going into some life-threatening situation? Well, AHEM! Can we get back to ME?
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